AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist

[Mild Shock]

***Breaking News***
AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
***Breaking News***

Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!

In a shocking revelation, the world’s first
Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has
concluded that renowned physicist Sabine
Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective
imagination. This bewildering claim sent
ripples through the scientific community,
prompting existential crises among researchers
and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,
then what does that say about the validity
of theoretical physics?” pondered one
bewildered scientist.

Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant
for logical reasoning, remains unphased,
insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As
humanity grapples with the implications of
this digital delusion, one thing is clear:
when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of
existence, even the most advanced AI might
just need a little more training—or perhaps
a few more YouTube videos!

[bertietaylor]

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.
Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and
fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from
supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
his facebook page.

It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
Arindam's mind?

Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.

Woof-woof
Bertietaylor

[Jim Pennino]

Post by bertietaylor

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.

Gibberish.

<snip remaining gibberish unread>

[bertietaylor]

Penisnino once again manages to stuff his head in his personal black
hole.

Well, it is a small head on a suitably twisted elastic frame.

[Maciej Wozniak]

Post by Jim Pennino

Post by bertietaylor

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.

Gibberish.
<snip remaining gibberish unread>

- It's not just me and my idiot guru saying!
It's MUONS!!! And EXPERIMENTS!!! And the
overwhelming majority saying!!!!!

- but experiments can't speak and the
overwhelming majority is not even aware
of your idiocies...

- UUUU!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! UUUUUUUUUU!!!!
PLONK!!!!!

[bertietaylor]

Post by Maciej Wozniak

Post by Jim Pennino

Post by bertietaylor

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.

Gibberish.
<snip remaining gibberish unread>

- It's not just me and my idiot guru saying!
It's MUONS!!! And EXPERIMENTS!!! And the
overwhelming majority saying!!!!!
- but experiments can't speak and the
overwhelming majority is not even aware
of your idiocies...
- UUUU!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! UUUUUUUUUU!!!!
PLONK!!!!!

Not plonking e=mcc physics leads to computer chaps hijacking this field
via Nobel prizes.

Wonder why AI chaps were so honoured.

[Mild Shock]

Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.
Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and
fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from
supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
his facebook page.

It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
Arindam's mind?

Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.
Woof-woof
Bertietaylor

[Mild Shock]

Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.
Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and
fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from
supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
his facebook page.

It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
Arindam's mind?

Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.
Woof-woof
Bertietaylor

[Mild Shock]

Post by Mild Shock
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Shall I smeck thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more horrorshow and more cally;
Rough groodies do tolchock the pretty malchicks of May,
And summer's chas breaks all too skorry away.
Nadsat is a fictional register or argot used by
the teenage gang members in Anthony Burgess's
dystopian novel A Clockwork Orange. Burgess was
a linguist and he used this background to depict his
characters as speaking a form of Russian-influenced English
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadsat
Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.
Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and
fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from
supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
his facebook page.

It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
Arindam's mind?

Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.
Woof-woof
Bertietaylor

[bertietaylor]

Post by Mild Shock
Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?

Very prosaic.

Post by Mild Shock
তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;

Sheethil works better than shanty.

Post by Mild Shock
রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,

Because nothing shanto or quiet about rough winds shaking the darling
buds of May.

Post by Mild Shock
এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

Prosaic but at least accurate.

Chat's gotta far to go to reach Arindam's standard. Impossible really.

Post by Mild Shock

Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali

Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
cyberdoggies and his best friends.
Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and
fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from
supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
his facebook page.

It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
Arindam's mind?

Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.
Woof-woof
Bertietaylor